Federal Judge Pencils Blocking Trump’s Unconstitutional Executive Orders Into Monthly Schedule – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Federal Judge Pencils Blocking Trump’s Unconstitutional Executive Orders Into Monthly Schedule – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

In an effort to ensure he would have enough time on his busy calendar to make future rulings, U.S. district judge James Robart penciled blocking President Trump’s unconstitutional executive orders into his monthly schedule, sources confirmed Thursday. “I honestly don’t have a choice but to set aside a few days every month for reviewing and striking down whatever unconstitutional executive order President Trump has most recently issued,” said Robart, adding that having his carefully planned agenda repeatedly interrupted by responding to new illegitimate directives from the president would cause him to fall behind on his other work. “Analyzing an executive action, researching how it violates the Constitution and other established legal precedents, and issuing a ruling that stops the order from going into effect takes up a lot of time, so I’m making the process easier on myself. After all, I might be doing this for years.” Robart went on to say that he was also planning to save valuable research time by directing his clerks to gather all previous U.S. legislation dealing with unlawful detentions, racial profiling, and internment camps.

http://www.theonion.com/article/federal-judge-pencils-blocking-trumps-unconstituti-55549

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