The Oxford Comma’s Online Dating Profile – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

The Oxford Comma’s Online Dating Profile – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Full Name: Oxford Stanford Comma
Nickname (s): Real, slim, and shady
Age: Debated
Height: 12 pt.
Body Type: Curvy
Occupation: Point of Clarification
Seeking: Adjectives, verbs, and participles within a 0.1-centimeter radius.

About Me

I recently moved to this paragraph, so I don’t know any punctuation here. I’ve got a sequence of esteemed, beloved, and admirable attributes. In my previous clause, I was heralded as staunch, stout, and necessary. I’m one with which to have a good, great, and grand time, and I’m in touch with my wants, needs, and emotions, and I’m not afraid to get declarative, imperative, interrogative, and exclamatory for a pretty, prim, and proper part of speech. I need a babe, baby, or bae that likes to tour, travel, and trip to exotic locales, locations, and luxurious destinations and even fancies the quainter quests, like hanging out On the Banks of Plum Creek, cuddling on the side of a Cold Mountain, and forgiving me for getting her Lost in Tokyo.

Likes

Gouda, Havarti, and Brie; Feta, Mozzarella, and Cheddar; Ricotta, Swiss, and Muenster; Manchego, Gorgonzola, and Provolone; Roquefort, Taleggio, and Pecorino Romano; The Corrections.

Dislikes

Pretentious Proper Nouns

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